Friday, September 14, 2012

13 Words about "Batman" (1989)


"Batman" (1989)
Orphaned billionaire dresses as a winged mammal to fight hooligans and a clown.

Friday, August 24, 2012

13 Words about "Piranha 3D" (2010


"Piranha 3D" (2010)
Prehistoric fish eat the fat kid from Stand By Me and topless girls.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

13 Words about "the Ruins" (2008)


"the Ruins" (2008)
Unlikeable teenage tourists stranded on ancient ruins used as fertilizer by carnivorous plants.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

13 Words about "Friday the 13th Part 4: the Final Chapter" (1984)...


"Friday the 13th Part 4: the Final Chapter" (1984)

Psycho in hockey mask murders partying teens and gets killed by a Goonie.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

13 Words about "Flesh Eating Mothers" (1988)...

"Flesh Eating Mothers" (1988)

An animated, yes animated, virus transforms women, mostly mothers, into blood-thirsty cannibals.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

13 Words about "Phantasm" (1979)...



"Phantasm" (1978)
An undertaker opens a gateway to Hell while our heroes sing and fight.

Friday, November 18, 2011

13 Words about "Jaws" (1975)...

"Jaws" (1975)

Giant man-eating shark decides to ruin a New England town's tourism economy.