13 Words about "Phantasm" (1979)...

"Phantasm" (1978)
An undertaker opens a gateway to Hell while our heroes sing and fight.

13 Words about "Jaws" (1975)...

"Jaws" (1975)

Giant man-eating shark decides to ruin a New England town's tourism economy.

13 Words about "Hellraiser" (1987)...

"Hellraiser" (1987)

Madman escapes hell, commits fratricide, assaults his niece and is mutilated by demons.

13 Words about "Jason X" (2001)...

"Jason X" (2001)

Murderous hockey player travels to the future to kill promiscuous teens and spaceships.

13 Words about "Tremors" (1990)...

"Tremors" (1990)
 
The guy from Footloose and Remo Williams fight giant worms with Mister Keaton.

13 Words about "Pulp Fiction" (1994)...

"Pulp Fiction" (1994)

Random people swear, dance, do drugs, shoot each other and kill a gimp.

13 Words about "Halloween" (1978)...

"Halloween" (1978)
 
Murderous lunatic returns to his hometown to butcher promiscuous babysitters and a hermaphrodite.

13 Words about "Zombieland" (2009)...

"Zombieland" (2009)

Harrelson and nerdy kid fight the undead while looking for Twinkies and love.

13 words about "Sucker Punch" (2011)...

"Sucker Punch" (2011)

Five pretty strippers fight zombies, robots, dragons and orderlies for some odd reason.

13 words about "the Wolfman" from 1941...

"the Wolfman" (1941)

Lon Chaney bit by werewolf prefers to strangle people instead of bite them?

Good evening...

Greetings,

I enjoy movies. I enjoy all types of movies and for the last year and a half I have made sure to watch at least one film per week and then writing a review of said film. Upon my realization that nobody is breaking into my computer to read these reviews. So I thought I should do something that might put these reviews to use by someone.

I've decided to keep my reviews as simple as possible by limiting  myself to using only 13 words for each film. Thus wasting very little of your time. Unless you read as slowly as I do. In that case, I apologize.

There is also no set number of reviews that will be posted in a week, so keep checking back to see what I've been watching.

Hopefully some of you can find this helpful or perhaps slightly entertaining. Enjoy.

-Sean